The BASEBALL RELIQUARY Inc.
SHRINE OF THE ETERNALS
2000 INDUCTION DAY
JULY 16, 2000, PASADENA, CALIFORNIA
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On Sunday, July 16, 2000, over 150 people filled the Donald R. Wright Auditorium in the
Pasadena Central Library, Pasadena, California, for the 2000 Induction Day ceremony of the
Baseball Reliquarys Shrine of the Eternals. The festivities began at 2:30 PM (Pacific Standard Time) with a ceremonial bell ringing in tribute to the late, great Hilda Chester, who for thirty years sat in the bleachers at Ebbets Field as the unofficial mascot of the Brooklyn Dodgers, clanging her cowbells and banging her frying pans and iron ladles. The Reliquarys founder and Executive Director, Terry Cannon, who also served as Master of Ceremonies for the days festivities, called Hilda "perhaps the most famous fan and percussionist in baseball history" and remarked that the bell ringing has now become tradition as the call-to-order for the Induction Day ceremony. Cannon added: "Hildas voice, which was described as being like that of a fish peddler, could be heard throughout the ballpark, and when someone would dare to criticize one of her beloved Dodgers -- especially her personal favorite, Leo Durocher -- she could be heard to shout, Eatcha heart out, ya bum!" |
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KEYNOTE ADDRESSES Following the singing of the National Anthem by jazz vocalist Leontine Guilliard and a few welcoming remarks on behalf of the City of Pasadena by Mayor Bill Bogaard, the first of two keynote addresses was delivered by Tony Salin. A San Francisco-based oral historian and author of Baseballs Forgotten Heroes: One Fans Search for the Games Most Interesting Overlooked Players, Salin encouraged the audience to read some of the many books written about little-known ballplayers of the past. In a speech peppered with anecdotes about players like Art Pennington, Pete Gray, Steve Dalkowski, and Len Koenecke, Salin commented, "When I wrote Baseballs Forgotten Heroes, I had a goal in mind. I was hoping to get more fans to realize how enjoyable it is to read about former players. Theres drama, humor, and lessons to be learned by readers of all ages. One thing Ive learned, there is a limitless amount of wonderful baseball stories. Youll never run out." Salin remarked that one of the things he likes best about the Baseball Reliquary is that it "helps educate the public about little-known players who should be better known" and cited Jackie Price as one such player that he would like to see elected to the Shrine of the Eternals some day. Price was a baseball entertainer whose miraculous stunts included taking batting practice for over fifteen minutes at a time while being suspended upside-down from his ankles. He could also hold three baseballs in his throwing hand and toss them in one motion to three different players stationed around the infield. Salin recalled that another former player, Dick Adams, who worked with Price one day at a minor league park, told him that "Price could put the knob end of the bat through the fly of his pants and hit a pitched ball," a comment which drew considerable laughter from the audience. The second keynote address was made by Tomas Benitez, an arts professional for over twenty years who has worked with a number of community groups in East Los Angeles, including Plaza de la Raza, the Bilingual Foundation of the Arts, and Self-Help Graphics & Art, which he currently serves as director. Benitez spoke about growing up playing baseball in the sandlots of East Los Angeles: "My first team would be a multicultural dream of Central Casting. We had a couple of Jews, a couple Mexicans, a couple of Italians, Chuck the black kid, and a girl. We made our bases out of contraband cardboard, and we played from the time it was daylight until the time it stopped being daylight. Later on, we added the Sanchez sisters and Eugene and Patsy. Eugene threw like a girl and Patsy hit like a boy, so it was a good tradeoff." He talked about how the game of baseball was one of the important elements that allowed for the "Americanization" of young Chicanos who grew up in Los Angeles during the 1950s and 60s, and reminisced about seeing Wally Moon hitting "Moonshots" over the left-field screen at the Coliseum. |
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Benitez also addressed the subject of the corollary between baseball and art and how the game has been important to artists because of its timelessness, its unique sense of space, and its imperfections. And on the subject of the Baseball Reliquary, he noted: "We here at the Reliquary know our place. We are fans. We are not informed, experienced ballplayers. We know our place, and we also know that we know our place a little better than most fans, dont we? There is an arrogance to us, and its a wonderful arrogance thats underscored by passion. How else can we relish wanting to own Dick Stuarts glove rather than Gil Hodges? And yet here is a place that has provided to us a cachet -- a place where people within the arts can also relish in their love, in their special knowledge of understanding this game." Benitez thanked this years and last years inductees and concluded by saying, "But this museum is really about us. Its a museum for us -- the fans that know, that care a little bit more, that enjoy the uniqueness and the character, the things that have been distinguished in our own lives as artists. And leave it to a group of artists to create a place that is fitting for a group of immortals who otherwise dont fit in. And, therefore, leave it to the joy of those visionaries to create this place which is etched in the profile of their own niche."
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Tomas Benitez delivers keynote address at the Induction Day ceremony of the Shrine of the Eternals. |
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MOE BERG The formal induction proceedings began with Moe Berg. Prior to his introduction of Jon Blank, who was accepting Bergs induction, Albert Kilchesty, the Reliquarys Archivist/Historian, noted that in last years keynote address, "I spoke at some length about the difference between baseball fact and baseball fiction and the precarious position that the Baseball Reliquary occupies between these two poles. It isnt at all surprising to me, then, that I have been asked to introduce our first inductee this year. After all, Morris Moe Berg made a career out of blurring the distinctions between fact and fiction in his personal life. Additionally, his wide ranging interests, his esoteric and encyclopedic knowledge, and his unlikely career as a catcher and a spy make Berg, at least in my opinion, the quintessential Reliquarian. To paraphrase another writer speaking about another American original, if Moe Berg hadnt really existed, it would be necessary for us to invent him. Thankfully Moe Berg did exist, for I doubt that even the most imaginative and talented among us would be able to conjure a character as inscrutable, enigmatic, and contradictory as Berg. In fact, being asked to introduce Moe Berg, I feel as though I have been asked to explain the Sphinx or to describe the meaning of Mona Lisas smile in less than two minutes. "In the figure of Moe Berg, we find a very comfortable and near perfect fusion of what we artist types like to call high and low culture. He could converse as easily with diplomats, scholars, and nuclear physicists as well as with unschooled teammates, hack sportswriters, and fans. He could handle a fastball from Lefty Grove as well as a difficult assignment from OSS chief Wild Bill Donovan. There is no either/or quality to Moe Bergs life, nothing that indicates that he had to pursue one vocation rather than another. He was not afflicted with the disease of the specialist. Berg was a scholar and a lawyer; a linguist and a radio show personality; a convivial conversationalist and an utter cipher; an intensely private man and a citizen of the world; a third-string catcher and, if you choose to believe all the reports, a first-rate atomic spy. He is the only person to have both an entry in the Baseball Encyclopedia and the Encyclopedia of Espionage." After providing some biographical details pertaining to Bergs life, Kilchesty concluded by saying, "On his deathbed in 1972, Berg is said to have asked his nurse, How did the Mets do today? These are the purported last words of a man whose intelligence, audacity, knowledge, and multiple careers and talents would seem at odds with the grand old games simplicity. Yet Moe Berg nevertheless managed to maintain, to the befuddlement of many, a profound interest in the game, its rituals, and its personalities until the moment of his death. The Baseball Reliquary is pleased to recognize the singular contributions that Mr. Morris Moe Berg made to American culture by inducting him into the Shrine of the Eternals class of 2000." |
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![]() Jon Blank accepts the induction of Moe Berg into the Shrine of the Eternals. |
Bergs induction was accepted by Jon Blank, Director of the Jewish Baseball Western Wall of Fame, a peripatetic museum dedicated to preserving the memory of Jewish major league players and instructing the public about the contributions those players have made to American culture. Blank provided additional biographical insight into Bergs extraordinary life. He considered it a great tribute to Berg that there were those who urged him to think seriously about the position of Supreme Court Justice, while others felt he would make an excellent Commissioner of Baseball. There have been seven books published on the subject of Moe Berg, yet, as Blank remarked, "The question which lingers to this day is what motivated him? In 1940, while Hitler was consuming Europe and burning books, Moe made a speech at a Boston book fair. He said what Montaigne wrote about Paris describes how he feels about America: I love her so tenderly that even her spots, her blemishes, are dear unto me." At the conclusion of his acceptance speech, Blank presented the Baseball Reliquary with a copy of Moe Bergs declassified OSS file, obtained from the CIA and consisting of several hundred pages of documents. |
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BILL LEE The second inductee, Bill Lee, was introduced by filmmaker Ron Shelton, whose credits include Bull Durham, Cobb, White Men Cant Jump, Tin Cup, and Play It to The Bone, among others. Shelton, who played minor league ball in the Baltimore Orioles farm system from 1967 to 1971, spoke about growing up straddling the seemingly disparate cultures of sports and radical politics: "During the 60s and 70s when I played high school and college baseball in Southern California and began my professional career, I discovered I had to live in two different worlds and step back and forth between those worlds as gracefully as possible. One was the world of baseball, of sports and competition, of discipline and preparation for the sheer joy of men playing boys games. It was a gift to be able to make your living playing a game, traveling around America by bus with your peers, and being nervous eight months a year having to perform every night, rarely with a day off. Baseball got me a college education, taught me how to read and do math. I could figure out my batting average while rounding first at the age of eight. It taught me all the things that matter: the long season, the need to take your cuts, the hope of waiting till next year. Every cliché in baseball is a religious truth. "Then there was the world of politics and social activism and literature and protest and, well . . . all of the things that made the 60s great. This was a world you generally didnt discuss with your baseball comrades; in fact, you wouldnt say comrade with a fellow baseball player. And when you tried to discuss baseball with your political colleagues, they invariably labeled you a reactionary dilettante who was a puppet symbol of free market capitalism with all its ills. So I sort of couldnt figure out what my peer group was. In fact, for decades I felt part of an unidentified political party. Its actually sort of a part conservative social values and democratically socialistic one, except when its not, and then it is a party of liberal social values and free market political ones. You get the point -- its hard to find someone to vote for. There were few public figures during this time who stood for this marriage of values. Bill Lee was one of them. This is a marriage that seemed to make perfect sense to me: playing baseball and marching against the war in Vietnam. There were many people who had trouble with that combination. And as more and more people reject the simplistic platforms of our two major political parties, Bill Lees organic mixture of social and political values feels more and more appropriate." |
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Shelton then let Bill Lee be his own introduction, by reading a selection of Lees humorous and thought- provoking quotes, several of which were excerpted from the pitchers autobiography, The Wrong Stuff. Shelton joked, "Of course, this wouldnt be the first time Ive quoted Bill. I stole at least one of his lines for Bull Durham -- the one where Crash Davis goes to the mound to lecture his pitcher Nuke Laloosh that hes throwing too hard: Quit trying to strike everybody out. Its fascist. Throw some ground balls. Its more democratic. There you are folks, politics and baseball again." Shelton concluded his remarks by emphasizing that with all the interest in Bill Lees off-the-field activities, we should not forget that he was an exceptional athlete: "Theres one more thing I want to let the record show. I believe in statistics. By the way, a great fielding .243 catcher [Moe Berg] would make about five million a year today. Bill Lee won 119 games in his 14-year major league career. Very few pitchers have won that many games. He pitched on pennant winners, pennant contenders, and in the World Series. His lifetime earned run average was 3.62, an ERA which today is worth about seven million dollars a year. Let it be known that Bill Lee pitched a game last night in Maine, and might have pitched a doubleheader, but he had a red eye he wanted to catch. So ladies and gentlemen, the winning pitcher from last nights Red Sox Legends victory over the Brunswick Police Department, Bill Lee." |
![]() Ron Shelton introduces Bill Lee at the Induction Day ceremony of the Shrine of the Eternals. |
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Lee came to the podium still wearing his baseball uniform from the previous night. His
acceptance speech was, as might be expected, unconventional. Lees monologue, nearly
thirty minutes in duration, ran the gamut from political and social commentary to baseball
coaching methodologies to stand-up comedy, and he kept the audience laughing throughout.
Commenting on everybody from Billy Martin and George Steinbrenner to Don Zimmer and Ted
Kaczinski, Lee saved his most acerbic barbs for the Boston Red Sox, his former employer:
"People want to know why I havent been nominated for the Red Sox Hall of Fame.
I work for a group called Save Fenway Park. Im costing the Red Sox 382 million
dollars in taxpayers money. The only way Im going in is posthumously. And if I
go in, I want to go in face down so they can kiss my ass. You can see how I got in
trouble. Im bad. My dad said if youre gonna go anywhere, ask questions.
Question authority. He really didnt mean that and he wished he had never said
it." Lee ridiculed former batterymate Carlton Fisk, who would be inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame the following week: "He was a great guy whos turned into a surly son-of-a-bitch. He was nasty. He was a catcher. All catchers are nasty. Its like the guy said, Will Rogers never met a man he didnt like. He never met Jerry Grote. Catchers are like that. But every ballplayers life is a game of getting knocked down. You get hit but you get patched back together. [Lee pulls his shirt down over his shoulder to show the audience a scar from a 1976 brawl at Yankee Stadium.] Ive had my teeth knocked out six times. You know what Stan Williams said? You dont play with your face, tiger." |
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![]() Bill Lee accepts his induction into the Shrine of the Eternals. |
He spoke admiringly of Rod Dedeaux and Annabelle Lee, who were in the audience. Lee called himself a disciple of Dedeaux, his baseball coach at the University of Southern California, and said his aunt, Annabelle, who pitched in the All-American Girls Baseball League, taught him how to throw a screwball. He also suggested that one of the reasons major league pitching is so poor today is because "its taught by guys like Joe Kerrigan [Red Sox pitching coach], who never threw nine innings in his life." Lee argued that pitching mechanics are screwed up because coaches no longer teach pitchers to wind up properly and, with a nod of the cap to Buckminster Fullers philosophy, cautioned baseball that "overspecialization breeds extinction." Finally, Lee acknowledged a few organizations that he feels are attempting to bring sanity to the game: "Its the Baseball Reliquary, SABR [Society for American Baseball Research], the MSBL [Mens Senior Baseball League], the Roy Hobbs Baseball League -- these are all people that love baseball and tolerate professional baseball. Because its an addiction that we cant get rid of. But the game is supposed to be played on nice fields, in flannels, with wooden bats,no designated hitter. Its supposed to be played on afternoons with your father and grandfather. . . . And how come Bill Klem didnt get a vote? I just thought of that. It was a bad year for umpires. I guess Pam must have taken them all." |
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PAM POSTEMA The days third and final inductee, Pam Postema, was introduced by Susan Braig, a member of the Board of Directors of the Baseball Reliquary. Braig began, "To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw, there are two great disappointments in a persons lifetime: the dream that never comes true, and the dream that does. So, in each of our fields of dreams, the sweetest satisfaction comes from the milestones we achieve along the way. For Pam Postema, who persevered with the utmost professionalism during a 13-year marathon of tobacco spit and snide remarks, the journey to the outskirts of major league baseball was rich with milestones." After recounting Postemas achievements, Braig added, "But as much as this is a testament to Pams exemplary performance and commitment, it is also a disgraceful commentary of the sexism and shortsightedness in professional baseballs Hall of Shame. Women have become astronauts, prime ministers, surgeons, police officers, Supreme Court Justices, and even professional basketball and soccer referees. But major league baseball, even in this new millennium, continues to let untapped talent slip away. If Pam had been a man instead of a woman, she would have gotten a major league contract by 1988, if not sooner!" |
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Speaking on behalf of the Board of Directors, Braig said that the Baseball Reliquary was "delighted, in this new millennium, to turn over a new leaf in baseball by electing Pam Postema as the first woman to be inducted into the Shrine of the Eternals. We present Pam with this award with two main intentions: to further ensure Pams place in the history books for her amazing accomplishments in spite of the most uncomfortable obstacles; and to open the door a little farther for future generations of women who aspire to a professional baseball career." Postema, who earlier in the day donated to the Reliquary her National League umpires shirt which she wore while calling spring training games in 1988, delivered a very moving acceptance speech: "Twenty-three years ago I probably became an umpire because someone told me I couldnt. And for 13 years I endured the great calls, the not-so-great calls, the shes a major league umpire opinion, the she should be home cooking sentiment. I think umpiring mirrors life: some days you cant do anything wrong and other days, well . . . youd like a hole to crawl in. So for 13 years I had the greatest highs and the greatest lows, and I dont regret a single minute of it. I dont know, maybe I couldve been the greatest umpire in the big leagues, or maybe I wouldve been the worst. But its all conjecture now anyway, because it didnt happen."
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![]() Pam Postema accepts her induction into the Shrine of the Eternals. |
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On the subject of will there ever be a woman in the major leagues, Postema offered this opinion: "The world is changing constantly, everything is moving, growing, learning. Thats what life is. And baseball will eventually grow and change. There will be women umpires and women ballplayers, too, in fact. There is no doubt in my mind. It may take a while, but it will happen." Postema then brought the crowd to laughter with her reflection that "Its been 11 years since my umpire career ended, but theres some things from baseball that I still cling to. I still say fuck way too much. But for 13 years it was the most prevailing word in my vocabulary." Postema concluded: "I want to say Im really honored to be inducted in your Shrine of the Eternals. I love what this organization is all about. Ive been called horseshit or the greatest so much in my career that I dont go by accolades anymore. But this organization realizes and recognizes my contribution to baseball. We just cant name what it is. Just maybe I was there -- an aberration, an anomaly, an oddity. I was no gimmick." Postema left the podium and stage to a standing ovation. |
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CONCLUSION The 2000 Induction Day ceremony ended with a whimsical benediction by Chef Guillaume (a.k.a. William Scaff). The chef announced that what was to follow was "either a tribute to Ogden Nash or an apology." Then he proceeded to read his poem entitled "Line-up for Today: An ABC of Baseball 2000," an updated version of Nashs "Line-up for Yesterday: An ABC of Baseball Immortals," which originally appeared in Sport magazine in 1949 and has been reprinted in numerous anthologies over the years. While the audience enjoyed refreshments and talked informally with the new inductees, Anne Oncken performed a sampling of baseball songs on the piano. Her presentation included music written between 1874 and 1965. A few of the titles featured were "Cubs on Parade" (1907), "Lets Get the Umpires Goat" (1909), "The Marquard Glide" (1912), "Jake! Jake! (The Yiddisha Ball Player)" (1913), "I Love Mickey" (1956), and "Meet the Mets" (1961).
(Induction Day photographs courtesy of Larry Goren) |
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